OK, I got bored so I decided to re-write the opening of star wars.

BAND WARS
It is a period of Civil War.
Rebel Band Students striking
from a secret chair have won
their frist victory against
the Evil Galactic Conductor.

During the battle, Rebel
spies managed to steal the
score to the Conductor's new
Super piece, the BLACK HORSE
a Sousa march with enough power
to fail a bunch of students.

Persued by the Conductor's
sinister Agents, Piccalo
Trumpet races home aboard her
case, custodian of the score that
can save her section and restore
freedom to the classroom.

THE CONDUCTOR STIKES BACK

It is a dark time for the
Rebellion. Although the Black
Horse has been played,
Teacher's Pets have driven the
Rebel forces from their hidden
chair and pursued them across
the classroom.

Evading the dreaded
ASB a group of
freedom fighters led by Cocky
Musicmocker has established a
new secret base on the remote
empty chair of Harp

The evil T.A. Dark Player,
obsessed with finding young
Musicmocker, has dispatched
thousands of note probes
into the far reaches of the classroom.

RETURN OF THE MUSICIAN

Cocky Musicmocker has returned to
his home chair in an attempt to
rescue his friend Band Solo from
the clutches of the vile fashion
Backwards the Hat.

Little does Cocky know that the
GLACTIC CONDUCTIOR has secretly
begun construction of a new music piece,
ever more tougher than the first
dreaded Black Horse.

When completed, this ultimate
music will spell certin doom
for the small band of Rebels
struggling to restore freedom
to the classroom.