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10 things you'll never hear your band director say.
10.Gee, that's a boring hymn. Let's play another one.
9.Well played, everyone. Let's go home early.
8.I wasn't much of a player, myself.
7.Nicely played, trombones. So tuneful.
6.If you can't play it, don't worry about it.
5.What do you think?
4.I never wanted to be a conductor. I wanted to be a lumberjack.
3.Of course you can miss rehearsals. We're so fortunate that you choose to play with us.
2.Sorry, I lied. We have absolutely no chance of winning anything - ever!
1.I was wrong.
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